February 2012
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Feb 10th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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A quick chat outtake with a friend.
Him: I'm eating something...peculiar
Me: Look, it's part of every male human body. Don't try and alienate it to make yourself feel better about what you're doing. What you're doing is natural. Embrace it.
Him: what?
Him: I'm confused
Me: We know sweetie. It's okay.
Feb 1st
Feb 1st
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January 2012
39 posts
THAT MOMENT WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO THE...
birdysalvatore:
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Wake up at 7:30 am starving, wide eyed and bushy tailed. Take a nap. Wake at 9:30 sleepy and lazy. WTF?
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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We're always searching
Her beauty watches over me, so let us hide and we’ll dance the night away. Kiss the rise of the sun, and then we’ll melt away, that’s who we are. We are always searching, always searching.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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I feel… AMAZING!
Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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thewalrusisagod replied to your post: What is it about users that they can’t leave… Oh noes! My computer is broken! I should slap my dick around in the program files and delete/rename random things, this will probably fix it. You know, that’s almost exactly what happened.
Jan 18th
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What is it about users that they can’t leave things alone? #ITproblems
Jan 18th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
Doughnuts… Hungry….
Jan 14th
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jmbalfour: Someone should really give my boyfriend presents or something. I am the worst person to share a bed with sometimes. A recap: SOOOO COOOOLD CMERE LEMME STEAL YOUR WARMS TOSS TURN INFERNO NOW, GET AWAY ROLL FLOP ICE FEET, HEAT SEEKING FLIP WIGGLE KICK BEDSHEET OFF SNUGGLE UP ROLL BACK OVER TO INTERNET MORE SCRATCH WRIGGLE GET UP TO PEE, AGAIN TRIP GETTING INTO BED,...
Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Being a lazy bum today. Woke up at 2. Didn’t get out of bed till 3. Just now eating breakfast at Denny’s.
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
xposttenebraslux asked: Where would one buy Raspberry Soiree Green Tea? That sounds amazing. Thanks for the follow, btw!
Jan 5th
Jan 5th
Stuck in traffic. Guess I took the wrong route.
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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First post of the new year.
I just thought I’d share what I was doing. I’ve brewed a special blend of Earl Grey and Cannabutter tea with milk and raw sugar. I’m sitting to write in my diary, and to plot out my resolutions for the year. Typically, I would consider New Year’s resolutions to be a lame social pressure to improve one’s self rather than accepting one’s self. This year, however,...
Jan 2nd
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Preped
2 bottle of wine - check 2 cases of beer - check 1 bottle of mead - check 1 bottle of champagne - check Plenty of meat and cheese - check Let’s roll in the new year.
Jan 1st
December 2011
10 posts
Biggest turn off ever: "I don't read"
mangowho: imwhelmed: dontyouwannaknowwho: Excuse me, what? :/ Reblogging for the “my genitals are flaccid” comment hahahaha To quote Henry Rollins “*SCREEEEEEEECH* GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!”
Dec 30th
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Dec 23rd
WatchWatch
mangowho: s0cialcasualties: conceit: This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele. I really can’t take it dkjfvkdjfvkjdbvf Kira used to do the same thing when I would play my guitar. Now she just mews along with the music. This video made me all kinds of happy to watch.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
One day...
I won’t work for a stuffy corporate master… and I’ll be able to color my hair. I will mix these colors: And I’ll do it in a Doctor Strange style:
Dec 15th