April 2009
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A boy's priorties
I’ll never tell my boy not to go looking at faries.
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Schrodinger
Do not open that box. I am neither alive nor dead… I’d rather not be this, but on the off chance I’m dead, I’d rather not be nothing.
Another $187,000 Dollars of my imagination's money...
If I were rich… le sigh.
Today is full of want...
It’s… Adorable… I hope my future Corgis will like Sushi… can they eat sushi?
Want Most of All.
Gimmie!
Want
Theo Gray’s Mad Science
If you enjoy experimenting with dangerous science at home (like building a thermic lance using bacon and an air hose that’s capable of cutting through sheet metal) then Theo Gray’s Mad Science: Experiments You Can Do At Home - But Probably Shouldn’t ($17) is the book for you. Gray, a Popular Science columnist, shares his enthusiasm for explosive...
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Meat... is always better.
We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
Also: TWEETMEAT. ...
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Talk Like Shakespeare Day!
amycarr:
boredintheburbs:
In honor of the Bard’s 445th birthday, here are a few suggestions:
Instead of you, say thou. Instead of y’all, say thee.
Rhymed couplets are all the rage.
Men are Sirrah, ladies are Mistress, and your friends are all called Cousins.
Instead of cursing, try calling your tormentors jackanapes or canker-blossons or poisonous bunch-back’d toads.
Don’t waste time...
Yawn...
This seems familar in my morning routine.
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Cat!
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Yes... Those are people.
Click the photo for a larger view. Those are people in there. This is a 6 megawatt Windmill going up in Hamburg, Germany. I’ve seen a standard windmill tear itself apart and cause havoc in a 3 mile radius (you know… like a nuke)… I can only imagine what this would do if the torque became too much.
By the way kids, all it takes to spin something is one word and you cause all...