July 2009
46 posts
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The things I would do if I built my own home.
As minimalist as I want to live sometimes I consider to myself occasional what sort of inovations I would install in my home. I would have two of these in every room running to a central wireless USB hub rack server. All the things that are USB powered in this world that are either pointless or ingenious would go into these. Can you imagine. You walk into your home and as you put your keys and...
June 2009
35 posts
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Freedom from Monsters.
You have your personal choice. That’s the great part about this country… you can choose to be whoever you want, and do whatever you please as long and it does not infringe upon someone else’s right, whether constitutional or “God Given”. This includes the right to the freedom of speech of your opinion. This also includes my right to live my life with my choices and not be...
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When Snake Tongue get's bored...
Snake Tongue: You should take picture of your work place (where ever that may be).
Snake Tongue: I would love to see where you work.
Spooky: It's an empty closet...with a peg board, a couple of rolling tables, a wooden ladder, a fire proof filing cabinet, and a cheap rolling cart.
Spooky: What is there to see?
Snake Tongue: Wooden ladder sounds neat.
Spooky: It's maybe four feet tall. I don't even know what it's for.
Snake Tongue: That is my question; why in the hell do you have that?
Spooky: It was here when I claimed the room.
Snake Tongue: You should write a short story about what it could be for. You could even do it in Prose.
The wooden ladder, on the floor, near the door, by the cork board makes me wonder ever more.
What are you for?
I am a ladder, nothing more, on the floor, near the door, by the cork board...nothing more
Believe you not, never a way, do I believe you are just a ladder by the way - maybe a portal to another land? maybe a device grand?
Believe you me, just a ladder - no other way, not a portal to another land, nothing more grand than a ladder am I.
Heresy! Blasphemy! You are something more!
Tragedy, sadly - nothing more.
A ladder I am, on the floor, near the door, by the cork board - nothing more.
Spooky: You are having far too much fun with my ladder.
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Best Tag Team Bar Shutdown Ever...
Spooky: It's because you're the only woman at this bar worth talking to love.
Elven Bar Wench: Aww... you're so sweet spooky.
The Professor: Oh C'mon! I've been throwing things out all night long and he says one little simple line and he wins the evening! How's that even work? How's that even fair?
EBW: Well... for one. He was smooth. Two, he has a girlfriend so I know he's not trying to get in my pants.
Spooky: Plus you smell of desperation.
The Professor: I hate you so much right now.
Spooky: Wait... So {EBW} if my girlfriend broke up with me, and you suddenly find yourself single?
EBW: You're so in.
The Professor: Yargh! What?! Oh my God... I hate you. Do you see this? I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
Spooky: We crushed him love.
EBW: Aww, well he shouldn't try so hard. It makes his seem desperate and creepy.
The Professor: *THUD*
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Suddenly we realise what is really important.
Spooky: I sliced my finger deep and open today.
Spooky: Almost had to have a silver nitrate cauterization.
Spooky: wish they had almost.
Snake Tongue: Wow.
Snake Tongue: What happened?
Spooky: I tried to take the razor off my shaver and my hand was wet and slick.
Spooky: it slipped.
Snake Tongue: OUCH!
Spooky: Yeah.
Spooky: So yeah, I'm wearing latex gloves while wearing my nice clothes...
Spooky: It looks... well you can guess.
Snake Tongue: HEY PAUL!
Spooky: Pretty much.
Snake Tongue: REPO MAN!
Spooky: Yes yes, a serial killer we all get it.
Snake Tongue: Hehehe... look like?
Spooky: Hush.
----------------------------------------------------> 30 minutes Pass
Spooky: I just realised... This is my left hand.
Spooky: I use my left hand for the most important thing to man ever!
Snake Tongue: OH GOD! NO!
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Thrift Stores = Good
Now I’m no hippie, indie, hipster, emo, so forth so on bum. So please do not think that my fashion nor my wardrobe comes out of the back of a salvation army truck as though I’m some third world political refugee… If that’s how you dress that’s your prerogative and I leave it to you. I had to dress like that in my younger years so I prefer to avoid it.
However I do...
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You know
missjessyca:
gagehuh:
I think from now on every time a woman enters a room or leaves the table I’m totally going to stand up.
Because I’m awesome like that.
The boy I lost my virginity to does that, along with numerous other fantastically chivalrous things.
I support this idea.
Chivalry is a good thing. This is a rule of etiquette. Generally this is done in formal settings and an...
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What home looks like. A story with pictures.
I just briefly passed by a post of someone I’m following that had a picture and something to the affect of “looks like home.” This got me to wondering. What… does home look like to me? I’ve lived in many places, done a lot of traveling, I never clearly defined what made a place my home. Something visual that made me say “I’m home.”
This first...
Aghhhh
sarahha:
Hairy toes+band-aid=OWIE.
Yes. I have hairy toes.
:(
I know this sucks. I had to shave the top of my foot once to bandage a wound. Then I shaved the other one for symmetry.
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You know you’re in a special place when your waffle house has a tactically armed cop.
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:
Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us eyes met mine. I mouthed, “Sorry.” and he mouthed, slowly, “You fuckin’ better be.” FML
You know I have had this very conversation with my mother. The stupid...
Wow... and the job market sucks.
If you move from Oklahoma City, OK to Eugene, OR…. Groceries will cost: 6%more Housing will cost: 78%more Utilities will cost: 1%less Transportation will cost: 10%more Healthcare will cost: 16%more It’s...
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Using humidity, temperatures and electromagnetic...
This is a neat project. Check it out.
http://www.haque.co.uk/haunt.php
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Warren Ellis is a personal hero.
Recently I came across a post on his blog dealing with Tumbalrity. Which I would like to quote here.
I’ve had a Tumblr account for years, but only recently reactivated it, having finally found a use of sorts for it. In the period I wasn’t paying attention, the Tumblr team have created a thing called Tumblarity: a number derived from your recent activity on your account. If you get a new...
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Beer Good
Beer Soap
Ever wish you could just bathe yourself in your favorite lager? Well, this is sorta like that. Beer Soap ($5; $20/5-pack) is fine soap made using 100% beer as the liquid portion, with the rest made with a special recipe of olive oil, sunflower oil, unrefined shea and cocoa butters, and more. Available in many types of beer-specific varieties, these bars don’t smell like beer,...
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Whiskey
Mmm, Whiskey. A Man’s drink indeed. Invented by the Irish, the name decending from the Gaelic uisce beatha meaning “Water of Life” (much like Rusian Vodka). Note that only Irish Wiskey is spelled with an ‘e’ and all other whiskies are spelled whisky. The American’s try to capitalise on the e, but knowing most of them are decended from Anglo Saxon Protestants and...
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Man Smells
Portland General Store Men’s Collection
Keep your skin in check and yourself smelling good with the Portland General Store Men’s Collection ($5-$25). Handmade in Maine using natural, high-quality ingredients, the lineup includes items such as shaving jelly, lotion, soap, aftershave, and cologne, available in a variety of ultra-manly scents like wood, whiskey, and tweed, packaged with...
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Man Stuff
Recently I’ve been reading some books I jokingly bought to be part of my “Man Library” where I could point misguided boys and children who call themselves men when they realised the err of their ways. Well it turns out some of these books I picked were pretty good. Some just having good advise, some having a wealth of information.
One book I have enjoyed in particular is The...
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Want... So Much...
What you say? I want some cutom painted Small Block V8? That’s what it looks like doesn’t it? Why not just simply go out and get a good Small Block V8 and drop it in something. Afterall it’s about the power not the looks…
Wrong!
That’s right, it’s a bloody grill! Rawr! Absolute man grill! It could only be better and more manly if it ran on charcoal!
...
Reblog with where you had your first (proper)...
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:
jilllian:
missjessyca:
gagehuh:
wifeynmommy1223:
darkestdreams:
I was 12, and we were on my sofa.
hmmm I was 14 and it was a peck on the lips at a birthday party for my BFF (at that time)
I was seventeen and the bitch attacked me and gave me an allergic reation to her strawberry bubblegum.
16, dark country roads, full moon, the passenger seat of the...
Garages 7TSS's 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle -... →
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:
I want this car. So bad.
Dear God that car is beautiful. I’ll fight you for it. But first… to steal it.
The Bed of my dreams...
As a pilot… this bed made out of stablizers from DC-9s and a flap from a C-130…
This is a bloody dream come true. The chick can go, but the bed must stay.
