July 2009
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So today i was arguing with my mom about this dog, stackhouse.
Gage:
I don't really want a dog because I feel they're a hassle to take care of. They're always begging and he already marked my couch as his territory twice. Who am i to take care of something else, even a dog when I have trouble taking care of myself?
Gages Mom:
"You need to bond with something."
Gage:
"I bond with plenty of things i have plants that I water a few times a week and some friends on the side."
Gages Mom:
"You're just scared."
Gage:
"Of?"
Gages Mom:
"Of getting close to something! Just like with all your girlfriends! You suddenly feel yourself bonding with someone and you break up with them!"
Gage:
"Whoa, where did that come from? We're talking about a dog here, not my love life." I replied. "Besides, there was only one girl I broke up with for that reason, all the others were psycho girls who either wouldn't leave my house or tried to rape me."
By this point I don't think my mother is listening.
Gages Mom:
"I suppose it's my fault- I blame your father-"
I cut her off.
Gage:
"Mom, it's just a dog."
Gages Mom:
"Animals don't have voices we have to speak for them. I think I missed my true calling as a veterinarian."
Gage:
Apposed to saving human lives, everyday as a paramedic?"
Gages Mom:
"Well..."
Gage:
"I'm going home and I'm finding him a new home."
That's a good choice, those Dachshunds tend to go neurotic if you're not around them 24 hours a day.
It makes me think of Jill.
Click it if you can’t read it.
I can never ignore the puppies… especially the sort on the top left.
Nap Vampire
Yeah… Jill does this too me.
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French Fry Frivolity
It was inquired of us, Jill and myself, by a large and rather obnoxious red sign if our fry gauges were low. We were just out side of the qauint little hamlet of Purcell on our way to Ardmore to fetch the most wretchedly delicious tacos available to the whole of Adam and Eve’s children.
Despite it’s rather presumptuous manner the sign did stir something in us and we agreed; our fry...
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“Give Me Fuel, Give Me Fire, Give Me That Which I Desire.”
– Metallica
Some airlines adding airbags to first-class seats →
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:
If you’re not in first class, you’re going to die.
Wow that’s awesome! Now when I’m hurdling towards the ground from 27,000 feet in a 747 nose first my face and head will be protected from the crash.
thecaleb:
A coworker just brought up a really good point. Why is it that in zombie movies when the dead rise their clothing is always messy? Especially if they are newly dead their clothing should be nice because it is tradition to drop people in the ground with their nice clothes.
Well if we’re talking newly dead before the zombie rise… then technically they would most likely be...
“He flourished under Reagan. He languished under Clinton/Bush, and he died under...”
– Rush Limbaugh on Michael Jackson. (via notthatkindagay)
seriously?
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STFU & GTFO
(via themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow)
HA
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“Josh Lansing and the young blonde woman had never even met before, but as they...”
– Originally published July 7, 1980 by The New York Times (via mental_floss) (via jilllian)
To think. Now it’s the iPhone and for the most part we’re either too geeky, too snarky, and hate the previous two to recognize or talk to eachother.
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“So plainly I have to go drive this car in the real world; but where? Obviously...”
– Jeremy Clarkson - Top Gear
How?
Quick explosion of confusion. HOW does a grown man who uses his ATM card nearly every day suddenly forget his PIN number? Ugh… brain fried obviously.
God damnit
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:
spookygloom:
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:
Somebody else’s problem has now become my problem. I was going to go to bed early tonight. So much for that plan. FUCK
Welcome to the life of the hero.
The life of the hero sucks and I want no part of it.
You know, there are days I wish I could just step out of that role. If you can walk away, congrats.
The things I would do if I built my own home.
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spookygloom:
As minimalist as I want to live sometimes I consider to myself occasional what sort of inovations I would install in my home. I would have two of these in every room running to a central wireless USB hub rack server. All the things that are USB powered in this world that are either pointless or ingenious would go into these. Can you imagine. You walk into your home...
God damnit
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:
Somebody else’s problem has now become my problem. I was going to go to bed early tonight. So much for that plan. FUCK
Welcome to the life of the hero.