Have I ever mentioned how much I love Deadpool? I’m looking forward to this.
Spooky Gloom
The adventures of one spook through the gloomy darkness... or a walk in the park on a warm sunny day. It's up to you really.
Feb 08
vaginaroaches asked: thank you!!
and i actually wasn't cheating that day, i think. (contacts)
i just started my tumblr a few days ago and it's been nothing but a huge confidence boost for me. so thank you!
i don't really have a question.
did you know platypus don't have nipples?
You’re welcome, they really are lovely. Welcome to Tumblr. I did not know that. I knew they were the only mammals to lay eggs, the only animal in it’s family and genus, and only the males have poison in their ankle claw.
“You make your way now by using practical vision and common sense. This is an excellent time to get many things accomplished. You will most likely be full of eagerness at this time and ready to take on the world. Your heart is as big as all outdoors, not only for those close to you emotionally, but for the general public as well. You just cannot be mad at anybody. All you want to do is help, protect and nurture. From those who perceive this, it will be reflected back to you. You may feel the need to secure your own feelings about yourself through another person. Therefore, you may try to increase your power of attraction—whether consciously or subconsciously. A shopping expedition keeps you busy this evening.”
- Aries Horoscope
I just want to preface that I don’t really trust these things, I just enjoy reading them.
So let’s talk about how this horoscope doesn’t know me at all.
1. Practical is not a word in my daily vocabulary. My goals are very impractical. Mainly because I don’t know what I want to do with my life. I want to write comic books, publish my photography, or do something that makes me famous in small circles; that will allow me to share what is in my head with people who may appreciate it.
2. The general public. The bane of my existence. People in groups of ten or more tend to be the most ignorant, stubborn, stupid, and dangerous creatures ever. Singularly they are the most self centered, inconsiderate, unthinking, and greedy things I’ve ever encountered. I’d rather “protect and nurture” a rabid wolverine. I’d sooner light the streets a flame.
3. How did it know I’d go shopping tonight?
so much win!
Oh Doctor… how I adore you.
http://vaginaroaches.tumblr.com/
I love your piercings! :)
-Jess
Thank you very much! You have no idea how excited I was to see this. You made my day!
Wow, those really are some incredible eyes…
Feb 07
This is what happened just a moment after I snapped the 365 photo. Some days, Atom is the more ferocious player. Others, it’s Shannon. Atom looks a little startled… must have been Shannon’s day. :)
It was totally my day.
Jan 23
Just a moment ago I reblogged a picture of a Tibetan Sand Fox. Bohemea mentioned that this fox was truly the James Spader of foxes. I thought to myself “No way, this is photo shopped”. So I go and I find this video. The picture is a still from it.
This fox is the Alan Shore (of Boston Legal played by James Spader) of the animal kingdom. If you have ever seen Boston Legal you’ll know what I’m talking about. Just watch that chubby, smarmy predator with his perpetually disinterested look hunting down defenseless creatures. With little effort.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, for shame. You should watch Boston Legal. A brilliant series.
I just want you people to drink in this world-class douchebag known as the Tibetan Fox. Have you ever seen such a holier-than-thou fucking look on a non-dolphin before? I’m not one for slapping foxes, as I generally think they know what they’ve done, but this one really has that look, like the asshole boyfriend of the girl the main guy wants in an 80s movie.
Truly he is the James Spader of foxes.
Jan 22
Promo concept art I made that we didn’t end up using. I think we found someone though!
This is a great poster.
Our little Atomic Bomb is no longer so little. At 13 weeks old he seems to grow larger every day, and his puppy fur is slowly becoming the heavier and more red fur of an adult corgi. Someday I’ll gaze back and miss these puppy days, maybe even the occasional carpet accident and all.
Puppy! This one is mine.
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Jan 18
I only hold reservations for fighting one kind of man...
Old men.
Old grinning men, chuckling softly to themselves with their arms lazily hung in front of them as if this fight was all just fun and games.
The sort whom, if you look into their eyes, you can see they’ve fought tigers for their breakfast and ate them for lunch.
The ones you know who turn the shower to cold just before getting out to remind them of their edge.
The kind that pick their teeth with field knives, and drink coffee that smells like black powder from a tin cup.
The breed that woke up one day and drank Normandy Salt Water and washed it down with sand for breakfast, or found themselves in a sauna sipping Malaria and swatting at the mosquitoes or bullets; they weren’t sure which. All in the name of Duty.
Skin like thick raw-hide leather, fists of granite, and the wisdom of sages.
I want to be one of these men.
Jan 08
Things I don't need to know
Ya know… I was completely fine with this whole girls posting the colour of their bras bit on face book. Until I realised I have family memember on facebook.
