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The adventures of one spook through the gloomy darkness... or a walk in the park on a warm sunny day. It's up to you really.

Jul 07

shewantstotakeyourpicture:

007 / 358 // July 04, 2010

In lieu of fireworks (they got rained out), I bring you my boyfriend: King of the Monsters. He’s the reason I’ve been stalked by Closet and Under-the-Bed monsters all of my life; his minions were just keeping an eye on me until we could catch up to one another and be together.

GPOYW - Being creepy/weird/dorky edition.

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Jul 05

Emile Berliner is Responsible for Ke$ha

fakescience:

Fake Science gives you the hard truths about scientific fact. But the Truth Is gives you the truth about…everything else. (But the Truth Is…)

We explained the vuvuzela using X-Ray visuals. It works for toys, too. (Boing Boing)

Are you our fan on Facebook? Following us on Twitter? Like Copernicus, we update both frequently.

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zatanna:

curiousintent:

Deadpool and Harley Quinn.

They would make a great couple if it weren’t for the whole Marvel/DC thing.

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Jul 04

Read the whole damn book! shirt.woot.com

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Jul 02

Confession…

I love the smell of napkins from plastic cutlery sets that come with salt and pepper.

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For all of us Thieves and Beggars.

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So I'm standing in the coffee shop holding my bag of beans. (An Edit by The Author!)

Douchebag: (leaning way too close to me like a hair-sniffing-creeper and trying to be sultry but actually just coming off douchey) It's sexy when a woman has good taste in coffee.
Me: Oh really? My boyfriend would definitely agree.
Douchebag: *hangs head, steps away, and sniffles*
The Author: Mmm... my doughnut I have found yo- *bump, doughnut falls to the floor*
Douchebag: Oh sorry I di- *WOP*
Douchebag: Ow! Why di- *WOP*
The Author: That's for hitting on my woman *WOP*
Douchebag: I'm sor- *WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP*
The Author: That's *WOP* for *WOP* my *WOP* Dounught!
*WOP*
The Author: Ow! Wh- *WOP*
Girlfriend: That's *WOP* For *WOP* Hitting *WOP* Him *WOP* More *WOP* For *WOP* The *WOP* Doughnut! *WOP WOP WOP*

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sarahdamus:

thesevessels:

julyyjuly:

(via bearnnakkedd, hourlonghighatus)

So true.

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julietburgess:

(via http://www.superpoop.com )

I lolzd.

Awesome.

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» Lemon of Choice: This is what is wrong with the world today.

I work during the day at a Ballet company. One of the best in the Country, and near the top of the list world-wide.

I work in the Marketing Department, but my phone extension is similar to that of the box office, so I often take ticket requests in my downtime.

The next show we have coming up is…

If you are a parent, or hope to be one…. read this, breath this, understand this.

I’ve always been a huge supporter of exposing the masses to sex and sexuality, but only on the tasteful side. In a way that makes us think, and not just horny. What I really want you to understand though, is if you set your kid down in front of a television you are countering any of your so called “protecting” of their developing minds.

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Introducing the new Anti-Hero: The Author!

Me: "Mmm... chocolate orange doughnut" *Bump, doughnut falls to the dirty 7-11 floor*
Masked Gunman: "Everybody Down! Give me all the money!"
Me: "You Son of a Bitch!"
Gunman: "I sai-" *Wop*
Me: All *Wop* I *Wop* Wanted *Wop* Was *Wop* That *Wop* Doughnut! *Wop*

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Jul 01

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“ I don’t think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

—

Rita Rudner (via jilllian)

I think if they knew how tempting they looked to me alone they’d stay at home and never come out again. Looks like breakfast… lean and quick.

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lauren:

Ever since I quit my job, I win at making lunch.

That is a lunch that looks like a winner.

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lacuisine:

Struggling about lunch? Don’t know what to eat? Well… How about this?

Prosciutto and Mozzarella with Poached Eggs

Follow the link for more.

Thanks to The Kitchn

I don’t know about lunch… but it sounds like a great summer breakfast.

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