themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:
I was seventeen and the bitch attacked me and gave me an allergic reation to her strawberry bubblegum.I was 12, and we were on my sofa.hmmm I was 14 and it was a peck on the lips at a birthday party for my BFF (at that time)
16, dark country roads, full moon, the passenger seat of the captain of the football team’s mustang. Yeah, really.
17, just inside the door of my parents’ house, after we’d stayed up all night snuggling and watching a Masters of the Universe marathon on cable.
14, i was spending the night at my friends house and I made out with his sister in the closet while everyone else was playing spin the bottle like a bunch of retards.
5, Yes… 5. In a concrete tube at recess. That’s when my friend Bobbie showed me one of the things she learned from watching her mother and her mother’s boyfriend.
