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Spooky:
It's because you're the only woman at this bar worth talking to love.
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Elven Bar Wench:
Aww... you're so sweet spooky.
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The Professor:
Oh C'mon! I've been throwing things out all night long and he says one little simple line and he wins the evening! How's that even work? How's that even fair?
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EBW:
Well... for one. He was smooth. Two, he has a girlfriend so I know he's not trying to get in my pants.
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Spooky:
Plus you smell of desperation.
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The Professor:
I hate you so much right now.
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Spooky:
Wait... So {EBW} if my girlfriend broke up with me, and you suddenly find yourself single?
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EBW:
You're so in.
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The Professor:
Yargh! What?! Oh my God... I hate you. Do you see this? I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
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Spooky:
We crushed him love.
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EBW:
Aww, well he shouldn't try so hard. It makes his seem desperate and creepy.
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The Professor:
*THUD*
