Best Tag Team Bar Shutdown Ever...
- Spooky: It's because you're the only woman at this bar worth talking to love.
- Elven Bar Wench: Aww... you're so sweet spooky.
- The Professor: Oh C'mon! I've been throwing things out all night long and he says one little simple line and he wins the evening! How's that even work? How's that even fair?
- EBW: Well... for one. He was smooth. Two, he has a girlfriend so I know he's not trying to get in my pants.
- Spooky: Plus you smell of desperation.
- The Professor: I hate you so much right now.
- Spooky: Wait... So {EBW} if my girlfriend broke up with me, and you suddenly find yourself single?
- EBW: You're so in.
- The Professor: Yargh! What?! Oh my God... I hate you. Do you see this? I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
- Spooky: We crushed him love.
- EBW: Aww, well he shouldn't try so hard. It makes his seem desperate and creepy.
- The Professor: *THUD*
