“You make your way now by using practical vision and common sense. This is an excellent time to get many things accomplished. You will most likely be full of eagerness at this time and ready to take on the world. Your heart is as big as all outdoors, not only for those close to you emotionally, but for the general public as well. You just cannot be mad at anybody. All you want to do is help, protect and nurture. From those who perceive this, it will be reflected back to you. You may feel the need to secure your own feelings about yourself through another person. Therefore, you may try to increase your power of attraction—whether consciously or subconsciously. A shopping expedition keeps you busy this evening.”
- Aries Horoscope
I just want to preface that I don’t really trust these things, I just enjoy reading them.
So let’s talk about how this horoscope doesn’t know me at all.
1. Practical is not a word in my daily vocabulary. My goals are very impractical. Mainly because I don’t know what I want to do with my life. I want to write comic books, publish my photography, or do something that makes me famous in small circles; that will allow me to share what is in my head with people who may appreciate it.
2. The general public. The bane of my existence. People in groups of ten or more tend to be the most ignorant, stubborn, stupid, and dangerous creatures ever. Singularly they are the most self centered, inconsiderate, unthinking, and greedy things I’ve ever encountered. I’d rather “protect and nurture” a rabid wolverine. I’d sooner light the streets a flame.
3. How did it know I’d go shopping tonight?
