Introducing the new Anti-Hero: The Author!
- Me: "Mmm... chocolate orange doughnut" *Bump, doughnut falls to the dirty 7-11 floor*
- Masked Gunman: "Everybody Down! Give me all the money!"
- Me: "You Son of a Bitch!"
- Gunman: "I sai-" *Wop*
- Me: All *Wop* I *Wop* Wanted *Wop* Was *Wop* That *Wop* Doughnut! *Wop*
