So I'm standing in the coffee shop holding my bag of beans. (An Edit by The Author!)
- Douchebag: (leaning way too close to me like a hair-sniffing-creeper and trying to be sultry but actually just coming off douchey) It's sexy when a woman has good taste in coffee.
- Me: Oh really? My boyfriend would definitely agree.
- Douchebag: *hangs head, steps away, and sniffles*
- The Author: Mmm... my doughnut I have found yo- *bump, doughnut falls to the floor*
- Douchebag: Oh sorry I di- *WOP*
- Douchebag: Ow! Why di- *WOP*
- The Author: That's for hitting on my woman *WOP*
- Douchebag: I'm sor- *WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP*
- The Author: That's *WOP* for *WOP* my *WOP* Dounught!
- *WOP*
- The Author: Ow! Wh- *WOP*
- Girlfriend: That's *WOP* For *WOP* Hitting *WOP* Him *WOP* More *WOP* For *WOP* The *WOP* Doughnut! *WOP WOP WOP*
