“March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day”. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!”
I could go into a long sociological discussion on how much this fascinates me, but I’ll spare you that and just tell you that it also cracks me the hell up.
And, since I don’t like Valentine’s Day and don’t really participate, I want a follow-up holiday to this one for my fellow females who find empty expressions of commercialized romanticized love to be less than engaging.
I propose April 14th be Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day.
Ahh? Ah? Any takers?
I’m a taker!
